Buttholeville
Album(s): Gangstabilly, Alabama Ass Whuppin': Live and Loud Way Down in Georgia,1999, Gangstabilly (rerelease),Sung by: Patterson Hood
Written by: Patterson Hood
Tired of living in Buttholeville.
Tired of my job and my wife Lucille.
Tired of my kids, Ronnie and Neil.
Tired of my '68 Bonneville.
Working down at Billy Bob's Bar and Grille,
'cause the food here tastes like the way I feel.
There's a girl on the dance floor dressed to kill.
She's the best looking woman in Buttholeville.
One day I'm gonna get out of Buttholeville,
gonna reach right in gonna grab the till.
Buy a brand new hat, buy a Coupe de Ville.
Lay a patch on the road that runs over the hill.
There's a beach somewhere where the waters are still.
Gonna lay in the sun till my skin peels.
Drinking the best scotch whiskey, eating lobster, eating eel.
Never going back to Buttholeville.
Never going, never going, never going, never going,
back back back back back to Buttholeville!
Back to Buttholeville!
Never going, never going, never going, never going,
Never going, never going. . .