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Margo and Harold
Alabama Ass Whuppin'
Limited Edition 5 Song EP
Pizza Deliverance (rerelease)
Alabama Ass Whuppin' (Recorded Live and Loud in Georgia - 1999 [Reissue]
Times played live:
I don't want to go to dinner with Margo and Harold,
I don't like the way he looks at you.
Or the way she looks at me, the way they look at each other
like we're just part of some private joke.
I don't want to go dinner with Margo and Harold,
no matter how good the food.
I don't want to make small talk, innuendo,
or go for a ride in Harold's Corvette.
I'm scared of the basement of Harold's Pawn Shop.
I've heard tales of what goes down there.
Mid-life crisis, high on Dilaudid,
Valium, and crystal meth
Harold and Margo, feeling no pain.
Fifty and crazy, big hair and cocaine.
If they call on the phone, tell them I'm not home.
That night with Margo was a long time ago.
And it makes me nervous how much Harold knows,
and the way that he looks at you.
I don't want to hear why Harold's now skinny.
I don't want to see Margo's bikini.
So if they call, tell them you ain't seen me
or that I'm in too much pain.
Harold and Margo, taking aim.
Horny and loaded, big hair and cocaine.